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BIG BROTHER: Week 5

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Welcome to my Big Brother SFM blog for this week. If your not into BB, don't worry you can read my other blogs from this week here, here, and here!
Well, what do we all think of the new housemates then?
Well, Belinda is 44 and she lives with her husband and two sons. She describes herself as "the voice off the voiceless", if constant Jazz singing and snoring is the voice of them I'd rather they were voiceless love! IfI were in there and she kept me awake with those animal noises I think I'd end up smothering her! She also looks alot like the host of our old Jazz programme, Karen. Click here to see the similarities!
As for the other two, well Sara (the one who thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie) is single, 27 and says that she has never been in love or even had a serious relationship. She likes boys that look like they're in a band, and big muscles aren't her thing, looks like me and Will might be in with a chance. Saying that, it looks like anyone she passes wearing trousers is in with a chance!
Maysoon is 28 and labels herself as 'single', but she's been on and off with her boyfriend for 9 years. They're apparantly on a break at the moment, but she still loves him. She has worked as a model (something she likes to shout about) for 8 years and has appeared in music videos for both Sean Paul and Simon Webbe, as well as being in a recent Lynx deodorant advert.
Meanwhile, it was all happening (cue:Geordie accent) on Day 37 in the Big Brother house. You may be aware of the relationship between Rebecca and Luke, it's an odd one to say the least, and last night something finally happened betwen them. It started when Rebecca asked Mikey if he thoought that she would "snog Luke?", "Yes!" shouted Luke. He then went on to say "You want me, it's as simple as that." Rebecca replied "You want me Luke" "If I wanted you I could've had you by now" said Luke! "No, you couldn't" said Rebecca. "That suggests I would have wanted you and that clearly isn't gonna happen."
Mikey then said "I think you'd better make the most of it, in case she goes, keep us up all night!", "One night of full-throttle passion?" asked Luke. "I would never do anything of the sort in the Big Brother House" said Rebecca.
Then at around 5.30am on Friday Morning, after much joking around, the pair actually snogged! From what I could tell Luke got a bit erm... excited, as shortly after we see Rebecca run off laughing, it's only natural y'know!! She had a quick smoke outside, the next thing, they're both back in bed kissing under the sheets! Dale, Stuart, Rex and Darnell already know but I'm sure it's common knowledge by now with the size of her gob!
Seriously, can anyone REALLY imagine these two together out of the house? She'd eat him alive!
There are two ways of looking at Bex and Luke's recent developments, the first being that this has happened under bizzarre circumstances. I mean how often are you forced to live in each others pockets? Emotions are certainatly running high and maybe it's down to the fact that they may never see each other again?
Or, if you want to take the 100% cynical view then you may think that she is only doing it because she is up for eviction. If she flirts a bit, kisses him, maybe hints that some bonking may happen then the public may keep her in!?
Well, at least she doesn't harp on about health and safety all the time like Mario does, if I had to put money on it I would be on him to go. It'll probably be quite a close vote.
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Don't forget to check out Joey B's take on the events in the house and exclusive accsess to the evictee's press conference on Big Sibling, this Saturday Night from 8pm on Seaside FM 105.3
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