Good day to you all.

How are things with you then? Yep, I'm great, thanks for asking.

As you know this would usually be where I chat about what I have been upto this week and therefore what you can expect to hear me talking about, amongst other things, on the show on Sunday. However, since Sunday I have done very very little so there is, as you can appreciate, a slight flaw in this usually watertight scheme.

After the show on Sunday and for most of Monday I slept, principally because I could and as I dont get a great deal of time just to relax I thought I would take advantage. Yesterday I bought an iron and then stayed in, watched Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory - the original - on DVD, whilst doing my ironing (I'm 24 by the way) and tonight I am going out for a Thai meal. Fun all the way.

Last night, as well as ironing I did catch the Apprentice, I wont say who got fired, incase you haven't seen it yet, but I was very very happy with the result. I also watched a film called Jesus Camp on More 4, which frankly was quite chilling so I won't go into it anymore than that.

This really though, is all just a precursor to my exciting weekend, which as well as the undiluted joy of the show on Sunday, includes driving the width of the country immediatly afterwards to see Mr Paul McCartney in Liverpool. So I'd expect a Beatles weighted show if I were you.

Also, I met a woman yesterday who had dyed most of her hair blonde but left one strip, around an inch and a half thick, on the left side of her head black. Naturally being the kind of inquistive person I am I asked whether it was for fashion purposes or if it was just a mistake, she got fairly annoyed by this remark. I think it was the way I phrased it.

That, honestly, is just about all I have to say. We may be previewing a new feature on the show on Sunday, if not this week then certainly the week after, I won't ruin it by telling you the name of it though, as that will take away some of the much needed mystery.

Thanks for your time and I'll see you on Sunday.

Dave x